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A Cruise Joke For Wednesday

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For their 50th anniversary, Ruth decided to take Tony on a cruise; first class! A balcony suite aboard the QM2. When the docs arrived, Ruth handed them to Tony and said, “Happy Anniversary, honey.â€Â

Completely shocked, Tony asked where Ruth had gotten the money for such an expensive gift.

“Honey,†said Ruth, “you know how you always joke around, and, after we have sex you give me $25.00, as a gag? Well, over all these years I saved the money, invested it in stocks, and I have more than enough to pay for the cruise!â€Â

“Gee, Ruthie,†he replied, “I wish I had known. I would have given you ALL of my business………

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