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JohnSinik

A Friday Cruise Joke...

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An older couple was on a cruise, and were sitting in the cabin, when the man got up and said, "I'll be right back. I'm going to go get an iced tea from the buffet. Do you want anything?"

"Yes, dear, please bring me back a turkey sandwich, on rye, but, please write it down."

"I won't forget, a turkey sandwich on rye."

"But, honey, I want extra mayo and a pickle. Please write it down."

"I won't forget; turkey on rye, extra mayo and a pickle."

"Sweetie, I'd like some potato chips, too...."

"OK, turkey on rye, extra mayo, a pickle and chips. Be right back."

About 20 minutes later, the man returned with an iced tea in one hand and a styrofoam container in the other. He handed the container to his wife.

She opened the container, and, lo and behold, there was a ham and cheese sandwich, on rye, with extra mustard and a pickle.....

"You idiot!" She screamed. "I told you to write it down."

"Why? What's wrong?"

"You forgot the french fries!"

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I think I read this Fraiday....or, was it Saturday?...hmm...and I was going to post a reply, but got distracted....I forget what distracted me...but, I came back and realized I hadn't posted a reply....so, was it earlier today?...no, Friday...yeah, it was Saturday.....whatever...

OK, here's my reply:

Clarissa looked up and saw a..... :grin: :grin: :grin:

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