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•Here’s some good news – U.S. forces have taken Fallujah. But experts say it will be hard to keep Iraq’s insurgents from going after people in other cities. It will be hard, hey, we can’t even keep the Indiana Pacers from going after people in other cities.

•How many of you watched the new NBA reality show Friday? "Who wants to be attacked by a millionaire?”

•Wasn’t that unbelievable? Did you see Indiana’s Ron Arrest, I mean Artest, goes into the stands after that guy? You know at first when I saw an NBA player attacking a fan I thought, uh oh, Kobe must be dating again.

•In fact this was the first sporting event in history where the nosebleed seats were down in front.

•Today the Pacers unveiled their new slogan – "If you can’t beat ‘em, beat ‘em!”

•David Stern the commissioner of basketball is not taking this lightly. Oh man, did you see his press conference? I understand he handed out nine suspensions and four Vibe Awards.

taken from Jay Leno's Monday night show.

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