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Jason

Signs you're caught up in the holiday

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* Before stepping out of your car, you put in a mouthpiece, slip on protective goggles, and tape your ankles.

* You've somehow convinced yourself that "Visa burn" entitles you to park in handicapped spaces.

* You call the kids to dinner and hear their muffled screams coming from boxes you wrapped that afternoon.

* At 95% off, you don't care if that Acme Iron Lung works or not -- your kids are going to use it and appreciate it!

* Sure, the sign says "1 Furby per customer", but they're probably not doing body cavity searches.

* The bank has replaced your Platinum Visa with a one-of-a-kind Plutonium Visa.

* In an effort to please your 5-year-old, you trade your 2-year-old for a Furby.

* The producer of "American Gladiators" calls after seeing you fight for the last Furby on CNN.

* Just too busy shopping to fact-check your NY Times article.

* Currently spending more time at "Amazon.com" than at "AmazonWomen.com"

* Your MasterCard bill arrives on a Zip disk.

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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