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Any Bluenecks out there?

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By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins:

You Just Might be a Blueneck if:

1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."

2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!

3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

4. For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.

5. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.

6. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

7. You've never seen a live chicken and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

8. You have no idea what a polecat is.

9. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

10. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.

11. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

12. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys" even if both of them are women.

13. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

14. You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.

15. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

16. You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

17. You call binoculars opera glasses.

18. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

19. You don't know anyone with at least two-first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etc.)

20. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

21. You can do your laundry without quarters.

22. None of your fur coats are homemade alt textalt text

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You must have been reading my diary - you've got me exactly right! Not. I think I'm closer to a Jeff Foxworthy redneck - but your post was so funny. I will definately have to pass this one on. It's so nice to have you guys home again. ttfn Jennifer

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Hey, is this one of those red state/blue state things? ROFLMAO!

I recognize myself in a few -- #1, 3, 8, 14, 16, and 22. Then again, I don't have any fur coats. Yet my senator does have a thick accent... but so does everyone else here.

From dictionary www.dictionary.com


n 1: American musteline mammal typically ejecting an intensely malodorous fluid when startled; in some classifications put in a separate subfamily Mephitinae [syn: skunk, wood ######] 2: dark brown mustelid of woodlands of Eurasia that gives off an unpleasant odor when threatened [syn: fitch, foulmart, foumart, Mustela putorius]

(I had to look it up, too.... and it turns out to be a skunk :smiley: )

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