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Great Signs Seen at a Store Near You

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Great Signs seen at a Store Near You

1. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte “

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

7. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

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At restaurant-gas stations throughout the nation:

"Eat here and get gas."

* At a Sante Fe gas station:

"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

* In a New Hampshire jewelry store:

"Ears pierced while you wait."

* In an New York restaurant"

"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the


* In a Michigan restaurant:

"The early bird gets the worm!"

"Special shoppers' luncheon before 11:00 AM."

* On a delicatessen wall:

"Our best is none too good."

* On the wall of a Baltimore estate:

"Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

"-- Sisters of Mercy"

* On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:

"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."

* In a Los Angeles dance hall:

"Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

* On a movie theater:

"Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child."

* In a Florida maternity ward:

"No children allowed!"

* In a New York drugstore:

"We dispense with accuracy."

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