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How Life Would Change If Men got Pregnant

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-------------------Ways Life Would Change If Men Got Pregnant ---------------------

* Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay!

* There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

* Natural childbirth would become obsolete. {Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!}

* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's No. 1 health problem.

* All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness.

* Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet-trained and over the "Terrible Twos."

* Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

* They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.

* Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10 p.m.

* Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.

* They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.

* Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.

:grin: :cheesy: :grin:

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So you womenz think that’s so true huh!!

Well don’t tell anyone ..i believes you guys are probably right !

:grin: :grin: :grin:

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As a nurse, I work in a predominately female world. It's amazing that as soon as you give a female some pwer, she acts just like a man. :grin:

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