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To be 6 again

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To Be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,

observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far

off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

I'd like to be six again, she replied, still

looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,

made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took

her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;

the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming

Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme

park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside


He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered

her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate


Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,

and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous

adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her Husband

and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and

lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six


Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly

changed, "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is

listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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Thanks Keith & Rita....I don't mind being called Jenn....always liked that name. Ha ha!

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