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10 - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

9 - Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had windows.

8 - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

7 - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into the

little packet.

6 - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with

a slope

5 - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to

the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

4 - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked

car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

3 - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C "

2 - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.

1 - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour

per pound and she weighed 120.

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We can make all the jokes we want about blondes (and these were funny); but, given a choice (and with Clairol they have a choice) many women still prefer to be blonde. As for us, we'd just love to have the hair color we had when we were in our 20's: brown for Joan, red for Joe.

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Not so dumb blonde

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff ~ grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded.

Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power, when you don't know crap?"

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