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Out of the Mouth of Babes

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KIDS MARRIAGE ADVICE

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like

sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10 --

( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who

they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,

and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kirsten, age 10 --

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know

the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10 --

( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be

a fool to get married.

-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE

THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would

call all the news papers and make sure they wrote about

me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

( 1 ) When they're rich

-- Pam, age 7

( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I

wouldn't want to mess with that.

-- Curt, age 7

( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,

then you should marry them and have kids with them.

It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals!)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you

one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I

don't want to be all grossed out.

-- Theodore, age 8

( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for

boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT

IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,

wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty,

even if she looks like a truck.

-- Ricky, age 10 :grin:

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"( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be

a fool to get married.

-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)"

Very, very smart kid!!!

Thank you Howard?

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HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT

IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,

wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you

one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I

don't want to be all grossed out.

-- Theodore, age 8

( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for

boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

If this couldnt be another addion of Art Linkletters "House Party" I dont know what is..Thos were precious.. Thanks Howard!

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Here's a couple more (the first is my favorite)

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE

( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use

them to get to know each other. Even boys have

something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other

lies and that usually gets them interested enough to

go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)

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LOL, LOL, LOL. :grin: :grin: :grin:

Martin is going to be one of the world's greatest philosophers. He is so right. How is it that so many people get married and they say to each other "You're not the man I married" or You're not the women I married." It's because they've been lying so much on their dates. :grin: :grin:

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