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A friend sent this to me, hope that it is Clean enough :grin:

How To Shower Like a Woman

>> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according

>> to lights and darks.

>>

>> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

>>

>> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do

>> more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

>> Get in the shower.

>>

>> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,long loofah, wide loofah and

>> pumice stone.

>> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

>> vitamins.

>> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

>> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

>> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until

>> red.

>> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

>> Rinse conditioner off hair.

>> Shave armpits and legs.

>>

>> Turn off shower.

>>

>> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

>> Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

>>

>> Get out of shower.

>>

>> Dry with towel the size of a small country.

>> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

>>

>> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

>>

>>

>> How To Shower Like a Man

>>

>> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them

>> in

>

>> a pile.

>> Walk naked to the bathroom.

>>

>> If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'

>> sound.

>>

>> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

>> Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

>>

>> Get in the shower.

>>

>> Wash your face.

>> Wash your armpits.

>> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

>> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

>>

>> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

>> Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

>> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

>> Wee.

>>

>> Rinse off and get out of shower.

>>

>> Partially dry off.

>> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath

>> the whole time.

>>

>> Admire willy size in mirror again.

>> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

>>

>> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

>>

>> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the

>> 'woo-woo' sound again.

>> Throw wet towel on bed.

>>

>> I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING 'CAUSE MOST OF IT YOU RECOGNISE!!!!!!

>>

Made me laugh!!!!

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