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Tut

The first dumb blonde guy joke

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Three guys were working on construction on a high rise. All were sitting on a beam eating their lunch and one guy said, "If I get another ham sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this beam". The second guy said, "If I get another leftover stew lunch tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this beam" and the blonde guy said, "If I get another P&J sandwich for lunch tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this beam".

The next day - you guessed it - they all got the same lunches and all jumped off the beam.

At the funeral, all the wives were talking and one said, "If I had known he was sick of ham, I would have made him a different sandwich". The second one said, "If I had known he was sick of leftovers, I would have made him something different" and the blonde guys wife said (Are you ready for this???), "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch!"

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Thanks for starting out my day with a laugh, Tut. Like I said yesterday, it's soooo great to have you back. Let's just keep it this way, OK???

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I'm a blond guy and I resent that joke!!! I don't understand it, but I resent it!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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