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The mind is an awful thing to lose

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This is a story of two elderly people living in a mobile home park in Florida. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

One evening there was a community supper in the Club House and the

widower and widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a

wonderful evening and spirits were high. The widower sent a few admiring glances across the table, and the widow smiled coyly back at him.

Finally, he plucked up his courage to ask her, " Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes, Yes, I will"!

The next morning, the widower was troubled. Did she say 'Yes' or did

she say 'No'? He couldn't rmember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.

He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind

was blank. He remembered asking the question, but for the life of him he

could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation, he picked up the

phone and called her.

First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage he then inquired , "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'? "

"Why, you silly man, I said 'Yes, Yes I will.' And I meant it with all my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued, "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't

remember who asked me."!!!!

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Sam was walking out the door, when Sadie stopped him. "Where are you going?" she asked. "Just to get the newspaper."

"Do me a favor," she asked, " get me a corned beef sandwich, on rye. But, write it down, because you'll forget."

"I won't forget; a corned beef sandwich, on rye."

"But, Sam, I want extra mustard. Now, write it down..."

"

"I won't forget; a corned beef sandwich, on rye, extra mustard."

"Oh, Sam, I'd like french fries on the side. Please write it down...."

"I won't forget; a corned beef sandwich, on rye, extra mustard, french fries on the side."

Sam left, and returend 20 minutes later, handing Sadie a styrofoam container. She opened it up , only to fine scrambled eggs, bacon and hash browns.

"I told you to write it down!!!! You really screwed up!!!"

"Why....what's wrong?" he asked...

Sadie rplied, "So, where's the bagel?"

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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the

yard, and asked him, "Grampa, what is sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all

about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of

intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with

her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in

just a couple of secs."

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