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  1. Tut, we've missed you around here! How have you been?

  2. Hello and welcome to the NEW CruiseCrazies!

  3. Wow! What an upgrade. Congratulations....I hope we're as lucky.
  4. That's great. I'm happy for you. I can't wait to see what I'm going to get. It's almost like waiting for Christmas......
  5. Thanks to everyone for your helpful replies. I feel better now. I was worried that, without a cabin number, our luggage would end up in Neverland somewhere.
  6. I didn't know that. That'll be a big help if we don't know our cabin number by then. We also opted to do the documents on line and it still says TBA. I'm not sure it can change once it's printed but I may be wrong. Hopefully, there will be a nice surprise when we get there.
  7. I booked it myself but if I don't have a cabin by the time I get our paperwork, I will call Carnival. I've already printed out our Fun Pass and no room on it yet. Of course, it's still a little early so I'll check again as it gets closer. Thanks for all your inputs. I'm hoping we'll get an upgrade too. It would be a great birthday present....
  8. Hi everyone. This is Tut. I don't get on here very much anymore. Our lives are just so busy that I don't even have time to read our e-mails sometimes. Anyway, I'm hoping someone can answer this question for me. We're sailing on Carnival Sensation in November and our cabin is a TBA (To be assigned). When do we know what cabin we have? They're going to mail us our documents and such but I'm wondering what we would put on the tags that go on our luggage. Has anyone every had this before? This is the first time for us. We usually pick our cabin but this time we got a really great Military rate and could have picked a cabin but we were informed that we could get upgraded (slight possibility) if we just went with TBA. What do you think? I know we're going to get a cabin. I'm just not sure how soon we'll know which one. Any help would be appreciated.
  9. These are just too funny not to pass on to you. I hope I'm not offending any lawyers... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid! ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? And the best for last: --- ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure! ? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
  10. That was the funniest thing I ever saw. I added my husbands picture and sent it to him. He thought it was hilareous. Thank you for a very funny web site.
  12. Hi everybody As you can probably tell, I'M BACK!!! I was finally able to sign in. Thanks to everyone who helped me. I don't know what the problem is but every now and then I'm unable to log in. Hope you all have great holidays and I'll be posting more later. Time to head off to work. Hope you have all your shopping done - or are you one of these last minute shoppers who loves the rush of crowds??? http://www.powerpres.com/xmascard03.html Click on the above link for a neat picture
  13. Growing old is inevitable .. growing UP is optional. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. The most important things in your house are the people. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. Have a great day. We're "leaving on a jet plane" at 1:55 this afternoon. See y 'all when we get back.
  14. See! That's why I love this board. You guys are right on top of things, as usual. Thank you all so much for keeping this forum SPAM FREE!! Spammers: We have our eyes on you Don't even think for a minute you'll get away with it!
  15. Thanks everyone for the nice welcome back. We baby boomers have to stick together. I was hearing the original songs in my head each time I read one of these too. Sure does take you back. I'll be posting more when we return from California. Our planned trip in December is off only because we want to fly to VT in January and it's very expensive during the winter months because of the great skiing there. We now own our house too. We've been living here for about 4 years and renting. One day I said to my husband, "What do you think about buying the house?" His response was "Huh!" :grin: Two weeks later we were homeowners so that's another expense because the house includes a two bedroom apartment above the garage. So we not only own the house, but were landlord and lady as well. Luckily, the tenant is our eldest son who, like his father, is a great tinkerer so he fixes most of the minor things. So - we're off to California on Wed returning the following Wed. Checked the weather and it looks GREAT!!! I'm all excited. See you all when we return.
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