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  1. Alright guys, I'm signing off the CC ship for a couple weeks to head to St. Maarten and Saba. I will post a complete review of the islands when I return. No jumping overboard while I'm gone!
  2. Inspired by the responses to Chucks very funny "pet" posting, I thought I'd start an official thread for our favorite pet pictures. I'll start off with our devoted cats - Ramses (background) and Bastet.
  3. One of the best "funny" posts I've read. Absolutely PURRfect
  4. Thanks so much, K&R. Glad to know nothing serious happened. How did you isolate Mebert's posts? That is a great trick... a little creep in a "big brother" way... but still cool.
  5. Cheryl, Jason, do you know how to reach Mebert. It is not like him to be silent this long.
  6. They are all at Neverland Ranch dropping their kids off for a "sleepover."
  7. Boudreaux & Thidodeaux were fishing one day when Boudreaux pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Thibodeaux for a light. > > > > "Shure, I got a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. > > > > "Jiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Boudreaux, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Where did yew git dat monster??" > > > > "Well," replied Thibodeaux, "I got it from my Genie." > > > > "You gots a genie in dat tackle box?" Boudreaux asked. > > > > "Yep, I shure got one. It's right here in my tackle box," says Thibodeaux. > > > > "Could I see him?" > > > > So Thibodeaux opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. > > > > Addressing the genie, Boudreaux says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your Master, will yew grant me one wish?" > > > > "Yes, I will," says the genie. > > > > So Boudreaux asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Boudreaux sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. > > > > Shortly, the sky darkens and is soon filled with the sound of a million ducks ... flying overhead. > > > > Over the roar of the million ducks Boudreaux yells at Thiboduaux. > > "Jumpin'Jimminy Crickets! I axed for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" > > > > Thibodeaux answers, "Yup, I forgot to tell yew dat genie is hard of hearing. > > Do yew really tink I axed for a 10-inch Bic?"
  8. Here is the final updated map of countries visited by Cruisecrazies. I'm very impressed by the amount of terra firma covered by our group... and this doesn't include the nautical terrain crisscrossed by the CC's. Paraphrasing Muhammad: "You may tell me how old a man is or how much he has studied, but tell me how much he has traveled and I will tell you how wise he is." KEEP TRAVELING!!!!!
  9. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 2 4 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
  10. We've got some them down here in these parts.
  11. Welcome to the friendliest cruiseship on the seas. Enjoy your ride with the cruisecrazies!
  12. Welcome to the friendliest cruiseship on the seas. Enjoy your ride with the cruisecrazies!
  13. Welcome to the friendliest cruiseship on the seas. Enjoy your ride with the cruisecrazies!
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