1.No peeing on deck ...lol
2.Finish your neighbors drink first....lol
3.Make sure you charge your drinks to Lisa Baz.....
4.Hide your shoes as Madd Jenny might get them....lol
5.Clean the pole after using it.....lol
6. OFF SHIP,Bring US Dollars,S/S wont work and they like green at THE BARS !
7. DRINK LOTS so you walk straight on ship.
8. Quote JOHNNY DEPP fom POTC ,When feeling frisky.
9. Do not look at sunsets or sunrises with your binoculars.
10. Male OR female; no wearing of thongs if your are 50 lbs over weight.
11. Men do not wear short shorts.
12. Don't go near Wench with temper...(pms= pre, present ,post) We only have one safe week boys...lol
13. Make sure you throw away your apple after using it...rotfl
14. Ill-tempered Wenches should not be allowed to fetch drinks....lol
15. At no time let Mad Jenny buy shoes!!....lmao