i'll have a go...
i was in the pool and people started throwing a beach ball around so i joined in until someone shouted "look who's king" i had to show him that i was better at this game but actually i wasn't. i got out a rope and we had a game of tug-of-war. he got into a strop when i won and got a candle and set the rope on fire so we had to throw it overboard! closely followed by him!
that one is harder...
i'll give everyone another day for their story, k? :wink: