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  1. Last time I was there I don't remember what I drank :shocked:
  2. That's were I'm at now with my wireless laptop been waiting for you :grin:
  3. So Term when were on the Freedom does one of call Joe in the morning and tell him to look out his window down to the left and the other one shows him a big old MOON :grin:
  4. Did anyone answer the door? :-) That's the bad part some poor guy half a sleep in his boxers :shocked: What a minute Term were you on the Brilliance of the Seas before :grin:
  5. Thought of another I was a little intoxicated one time and went back to the cabin and my seapass card didn't work so I started knocking on the door to get beth to let me well you guessed it wrong cabin :shocked:
  6. Your telling me all I could come up with was falling of the pool bar stool :grin:
  7. There a riot you should stop by someime and read the thread it's Liberty-February 4th 2006-2/4/06 And the best thing is everyone gets along great Now there doing a thing about most embarassing moment on couple were on the first cruise and decide after a morning walk they were a little frisky went back to the room and forgot to put the do not disturb sign out :shocked: lets just say their cabin steward knew they very well after that :grin:
  8. Ok here's the story with it through day ten I think Okay, Here is the game plan so far... We get our wax job and put on the thong. Take a quick look in the mirror, uh oh. Drink one bottle of spirits. Look in mirror, not too bad for a guy our age. Drink second bottle of spirits. Look in mirror, hey we're looking pretty good. Now we venture up on deck and man is it crowded. No lounges to be found. Fortunately, the three lovely ladies (dolls) have saved us some chaise lounges. It is hot and the two bottles of spirits of dehydrated us a bit. No issue here. A few quick sips off the beer helmets and were in grand shape. We lay back in our lounges and survey the area. Unfortunately, our horizon is disrupted by the noticeable amount of loose fabric in our extra large thong. Now this is embarassing. Must be the effect of the alcohol. The light bulb clicks on and after stuffing in a toy or two, we're looking pretty stout. Man is it hot out here. Waterslide time. After a bit of a wait we do our best torpedo down the slide. The trickle of water going down it just doesn't work and we come a halt have way down the slide. After detaching our skin from the slide we hump and bump the rest of the way down. However, we come from winners and the next time we set the new time record for completing the slide. Hopefully, they'll be no more need for KY, for that took all six tubes. On the way back from the slide we walk by the grill on the Lido deck and decide you're hungy. We think to ourself it would be nice to have some grilled food in your cabin later but how to keep it fresh. We order seven 1/4 lb hot dogs and keep them fresh inside your x-large rascal wrappers. With all that accomplished we sit back down to enjoy the upcoming pool games. Before we know it we have volunteered to participate in the Scavenger Hunt. It is a fierce competition until the Cruise Director adds fruit rollups to the list. All teams are stumped. We come through with a decisive victory once we pull the licorice out of our eatable undies leaving us with fruit rollups. We are now legends on this particular sailing. The batteries are starting to wear down now. Two bottles of spirits and many beer helmet refills and the boys are getting a bit road weary. The hot sun and the pool games have also taken their toll. It is time to head back to the room for one of those nice cruise ship naps in the air conditioning. The wife gives you that look (the one for being trashed mid-afternoon), but follows you down to the cabin. As you strip down for the your little nap, the mirror comes into play again. Your exposed buttocks is now a shade of fire engine red. Looks like you'll need to nap on your stomach. Three minutes after passing out, you are rudely awakened by a stinging pain on the left cheek of your red rump. Through teary eyes, you slowly focus in on you wife holding a latex whip dressed in a sleazy teddy. Through the pounding in your head, you can just make out her words, "I brought nine whips, and I think you've earned them all today". Crack...
  9. Here's what we have so far I'm put the story on next On the 11th day of packing my true love gave to me 11 cans of redi-whip 10 sleazy teddies 9 latex whips 8 pair of edible undies 7 x-large rascal wrappers 6 tubes of K-Y jelly 5 "special" toys 4 beer helmets 3 blow up dolls 2 bottles of spirits and a size large thong and a gift certificate for a brazilian wax.
  10. Sorry I had to wait 30 seconds :grin: No I don't believe so I think they place around here that does now is radio shack the cops scramble there signal here now so it's almost impossible to pick up
  11. I'm going to run over to x and get a post from my liberty cruise and post it for you to read, we've been doing the 12 days of christmas and all I can say is it's going to be a crazy group
  12. I work on repairing radios now so Im more on my own.
  13. It was Target but they outsourced to a company out of Mass. called getronics we do all the repair work for the target stores. Scan guns ,registers, radios, all batteries they use in the equipment , pretty much anything they use in the stores for stocking and inventory.
  14. I've been getting about 10 to 15 hours a week but the next two weeks I'm cutting back I think that's part of the reason I got sick. I have my own desk in a corner so now one is around me. Plus I'm the local travel agent around here so they let me get away will more then others :grin:
  15. I just go over to games every now and then and pick up ten or so posts but that flood control is a pain the duppa
  16. Went and seen Doc Severson's jingle bell rock yesterday it was very good and then ate at this place. Huge portions of food it's family still. http://www.bucadibeppo.com/
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