You should have returned it. My sister did the same thing on the explorer a couple of years ago, we told her she was nuts and bring it back, they took it all back with no problem. It was your first massage though, I bought something too back then, but since then I havent bought one. Then recently I wondered why I was paying so much more for a massage when I can get 2 for the same price at home, so now I go every couple of months here instead.
Great story though, lol