Blonde in the Everglades

[Longboysfan]

Subject: FW: Blonde in the Everglades

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades,

While on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine

Alligator shoes, in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay

The

High prices that the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the

Shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well, then, maybe I'll

Just

Go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for

Free!"

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well, little lady, why

Don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an

Alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted

The

Same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun

In

Hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator

Swimming

Rapidly toward her.

With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature

And

Hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead

Gators,

All lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as

The

Blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator

Onto

Its back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.

.

"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

[zebra]

Ha..Ha..Haa

[Gregswife]

Loved it....copied and sent it to my friends and family so they could have a chuckle too!

[hazelson]

Very good! ROFL

[rogue]

That's great!

[Spikesgirl]

another great laugh as usual.

Charlie

[GottaCruz]

Very, very good. Your jokes are a great way to start my day.